Ahoi landrots, when will you join our crew? Our ship is sailing towards freedom and infinate treasure! Get away from all that land and join us! We will sail around the globe and we will become one with the great sea (I just hope we will not sail too far and fall off of the world).
Do not forget Talk like a pirate day next year! It is just fun and makes your day a lot nicer. You will never forget the faces of the people you encounter, who do not have a clue
P.S. Take a look at this fine pirate